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So, Queen Elizabeth , Bill Clinton and Bob Mugabe die and go to hell.
But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, "I miss my England - can I
use your phone and hear how my people are doing up there?". She calls and talks
about five minutes. Then she asks: "Well devil, how much do I owe you for the
call?" The devil says: "Five million dollars." She writes him a cheque and goes back
to her chair .

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says "I wanna call the US ". He talks about ten
minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says "Ten million dollars."
He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Mugabe is jealous. He says "I want to call Zim". He calls and talks for about an
hour ... then he asks the devil "how much do I owe you?" The devil replies:
"Only one dollar". Mugabe is shocked and asks "why so little?" The devil says:
"If you make a call from one hell to another, it's a local call".


THE END

I know that perhaps you are smiling. After you finish smiling please
pray for ZIMBABWE .