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An elephant walks into a bar in a Mara lodge. "Got any banana's?"
"We don't sell banana's" Replied the barman.
Next day in walks the elephant. "Got any banana's?"
"I told you yesterday we don't sell banana's"
Out walked the elephant only to return the next day.
"Got any banana's?"
"Look" said the irate barman "This is a bar. We do not sell banana's! we sell alcohol! If you come in here again & ask for banana's I'll nail your trunk to the bar!"
The next day in walked the elephant. "Got any nails?"
"NO!" Replied the barman.

"Got any banana's?"

I'm just a drop in the ocean....But a million drops could make a wave!

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i knew they are smart
excellent kipper! pls keep uploading such stuff!

KWAHERI NA TUTAONANA
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