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An elephant never forgets!

Link to this post 07 May 10

One day in an elephant was drinking at the water hole when he spotted a turtle sunbathing on a log, with an almighty kick he sent the turtle skimming across the water!

"What did you do that for?" asked the zebra

"A few years back that same turtle bit my trunk"

"Wow!" Said the Zebra "It's true then, about an elephants memory?"

"yup! Turtle recall"


Well I never said it was funny did I?!