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Something big & unpleasent

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We were shown to our tent on the banks of the Zambezi & shown the facilities & single beds.
As the camp was open one of the items was a whistle "You blow this in case something big & unpleasant tries to get in bed with you" Explained our hostess "The staff will come running to help"

"Huh!" Said my wife "I've never had help before & a whistle has never stopped him!"

Exit an embarrassed hostess!

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Is this a joke, a real life travel story or some kind of bragging???

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Nyamera - it must be a joke... Kipper forgot to finish the sentence - "has never stopped him from running to help..."

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Original von Nyamera
Is this a joke, a real life travel story or some kind of bragging???

All three really!....A non fiction joke!....A travel yarn!...And a brag for the ability to find the humour in life!

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Kipper:

With my luck, that big and unpleasant thing getting into my bed would be a python!

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